Inniu Dé Domhnaigh. Tá sé te, meirbh (35C) agus séimh.
We are in Kuala Lumpar and both of us are very taken with the people and the place. It is a modern, vibrant city. The people are as friendly as the Irish used to be, before that stripy animal of David Mc Williams invention came and took our soul. Many races tribes and creeds live in respectful harmony. It is very stable politically having had only four Prime Ministers since Independence in 1957 and has a total of nine Royal Families who occupy the role of constitutional monarch on a bi-annual basis. Not a single piece of graffiti to be seen for love nor money, not even on the railroads. We could both stay here.
We are recommending that a delegation under the leadership of Jim Hayes take a trip out to investigate the retirement options for those who need to invest that auld "cnap shuim". We have it on good authority that a three-bedroomed bungalow, in a country area, on the beach (can't you just hear Chris Rea sing it?) can be bought for ?50,000. The cost of living is about four times cheaper than Ilerand, except when it comes to designer goods, which are only slightly cheaper. For thirteen euro each, we had a private city tour that lasted three and a half hours. A real, three course Chinese meal cost only 15? each (including drinks and peanuts!) The auld pension would go a long, long way. A paper needs to be done, perhaps entitled: "Jim'll Fix it."
In case you all think that we are enjoying ourselves, we have done an indebt study into the Malaysian Educational System. There are three main types of primary schools:
- State Schools where Malay and English are taught.
- Indian Schools where Malay, English and Tamil are taught.
- Chinese Schools where Malay, English, Mandarin and Cantonese are taught.
The schools of preference for the up-and-coming Malayans are the Chinese Schools. The business community is Chinese and four languages are learnt.
Nath na Seachtaine: The measure of a multi-cultural society is the tolerance for all belief systems and the harmony among all peoples, within that society.
(Nick, the taxi driver!)